AndrewPollard_

Today stats: One follower, One unfollower via <a href="http://t.co/3i0W2kIjvp" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/3i0W2kIjvp</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Rschooley" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Rschooley</a>: Only losers say "Wins the internet."

Good afternoon. Watching an old show I haven't watched in forever. Melissa & Joey.

Belle the Beauty & her Beast (he wouldn't turn around [how fitting]) <a href="http://t.co/BQ0nppf8W3" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/BQ0nppf8W3</a>

...because we already have reality shows, idiots with fists and boredom and Grange of Thrones for that. And no stupidity everywhere else.

<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MentionSomebodyYoureThankfulFor" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#MentionSomebodyYoureThankfulFor</a> All of my family and friends And all of those who follow and still follow me on Twitter. Happy Thanksgiving

This has been a great Thanksgiving for me today: a Parade, great food w/ the family & a nice day to look forward to tomorrow. Goodnight evon

Guess who I meet at the front desk at the Sheraton? <a href="http://t.co/G1natrvpLR" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/G1natrvpLR</a>

Hey it's that guy from Toy Story! <a href="http://t.co/MRW5NBNWfK" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/MRW5NBNWfK</a>

Okay I'm ready. How do I look? <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%236abcTDP" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#6abcTDP</a> <a href="http://t.co/fmfRroKpP0" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/fmfRroKpP0</a>

Happy Thanksgivukkah everyone!! Let's celebrate the fact that two holidays are conjoined for the first time in 70,000 years! By eating.

Well Thanksgiving is tomorrow and I can't wait to be a part of the Parade!! I'm a balloon handler and I couldn't be more exited!! <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%236abcTDP" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#6abcTDP</a>

One more thing: Guess who's going to see <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Frozen" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Frozen</a> tomorrow? Yes <a href="http://www.twitter.com/MovieMan995" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@MovieMan995</a> is, but I'm going too. I'm so exited!!! Good night everyone.

<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Rudolph" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Rudolph</a> is on. Yay!!!!

Watching RAW while waiting for Rudolph.

That Bound 2 parody? EVERYTHING... <a href="https://t.co/PiKmCcCgnd" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">https://t.co/PiKmCcCgnd</a>

Only 105 more until I reach 3500 tweets! What will happen? What will I say? Will I quit Twitter? Will I die...of excitement? Who knows

Well I didn't see this coming...and I still hate Family Guy. But I did love him. Rest in Peace Brian. <a href="http://t.co/h7TDAMXn8q" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/h7TDAMXn8q</a>

Alright off to bed. Good night, everyone.

Yes!, Go JT! Go JT! GO!

Well what a really nice episode. JHutch & the cast were amazing. See you in 2 Weeks for Paul Rudd & One Direction. GoodNight everyone.

The butch played by Cecily Strong is so rude to Morgan, but isn't helping her own case. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23SNL" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#SNL</a>

Finally. It's here! I'm really happy the pizza it's here! And <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23TheDayOfTheDoctor" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#TheDayOfTheDoctor</a> too.

I'm sorry for all the tweets that AREN'T about <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23TheDayOfTheDoctor" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#TheDayOfTheDoctor</a>. Have better things to do.

Goodnight everyone. And happy birthday Doctor. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23SaveTheDay" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#SaveTheDay</a>