AndrewPollard_

<a href="http://t.co/CvPqIRqN" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/CvPqIRqN</a> Maybe I should be like the Latin Americans with the underwear stuff.

Hey people of Twitter, leave <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Jim_Gardner" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Jim_Gardner</a> alone. He just accidentally told something wrong.nothing to worry abt. Get back to ur norm. stuff.

Merry Christmas everyone. Got a new phone and some tacky sweaters. Just like I wanted! Isn't Christmas the freaking best?

I wonder if Daniel Stern, the guy who voiced Dilbert from Dilbert, has an account here. I also wonder if he's still alive. I think hes cool.

Christmas is coming in 3 days. I'm really looking foward to an ultra-tacky Xmas sweater, a super-cheap mp3 player and glasses. COOL BEANS!

Right now Im watching people of North Korea crying over the death of Kim Jong Il. Its sad...& funny. Later Ill watch part of Team America.

KIm Jong Il has died. In his honor, I will try to figure our why he has a girl's name.

<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FearFactor" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#FearFactor</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FearFactor" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#FearFactor</a> F**king <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FEARFACTOR" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#FEARFACTOR</a>!!!

Another Sunday, another Sunday I will try not to say a bad word. Even words about Canadian cartoons.

The <a href="http://www.twitter.com/christmaschamp" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@christmaschamp</a> is going HAM at <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Target" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Target</a> tonght. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Snoopy" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Snoopy</a>

2morrow's Thanksgiving. That means you may wake up in frnt of a toilet aftr eating last night.

My favorite sites could get shut down by 1st censorship system for the internet. Must stop it: 11/16 <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23usacensored" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#usacensored</a> <a href="http://t.co/vnmZsPQA" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/vnmZsPQA</a>

Today was 11/11/11; the most happiest day in <a href="http://www.twitter.com/TheEllenShow" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@TheEllenShow</a> 's life

Tomorrow is 11/11/11 It is the day where selfish greedy $-loving people notice that this date about being <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%231" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#1</a>. Ya know what I mean rappers?

Just saw the <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MTVEMA" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#MTVEMA</a>; my report: perfrms. were great; Selena called self a bitch; a nude guy ran onto stage; Lady Gaga was Saturn; QUEEN!

...because her baby kinda looks just like him. This is a major doubt, but there also is a possiblity. OK Im sounding like <a href="http://www.twitter.com/TheMAURYShow" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@TheMAURYShow</a>.

Well, Lindsay Lohan is in jail...again. This must be the...sixth time, I guess. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23ThingsLongerThanLindsayLohansFreedom" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#ThingsLongerThanLindsayLohansFreedom</a>

Im excited to <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23BTRElevate" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#BTRElevate</a>!!! How excited? Since BTR came out!! I knew they would have 2nd album. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23BTRelevate" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#BTRelevate</a> <a href="http://t.co/LGAcfJjz" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/LGAcfJjz</a>

Cc

This week all these ppl r following me on Facebook. Some r from 1/2way round the world! Am I that popular? Maybe its <a href="http://www.twitter.com/MTV" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@MTV</a> following me...

Im going to a party tonite. For my big bro's 30th b-day. Excuse me while Im on my female ghetto snob mentality.

<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MoammarGadhafi" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#MoammarGadhafi</a> is dead. How dead? He was in a hole & Libyan troops found and killed him. Thank God; our troops could've gotten him first.

Wow. This <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Occupy" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Occupy</a> thing is everywhere. Maybe there should be one for my school. Yeah. OccupyBartram. Sounds nice; rolls of the tounge.

Sheldon Cooper knocking on your door and you interrupt to knock the third knock. In Sheldon's words: <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23ThatsJustWrong" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#ThatsJustWrong</a>.

Rest in Peace, Steve Jobs.