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This whole poem(?) seems to be a story about KDKA News as if it were a hockey game. Genius.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/keepitclassytam" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@keepitclassytam</a>: Remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet?

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/steelers" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@steelers</a>: Final from <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Pittsburgh" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Pittsburgh</a> YOUR <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Steelers" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Steelers</a> WIN!!! 20-7 <a href="http://t.co/C0lFwcwdd2" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/C0lFwcwdd2</a>

Good morning! Today's forecast...Rain, with highs near 40°. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MiltonStormCenter" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#MiltonStormCenter</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/JonDelano" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@JonDelano</a>: Ha. This is what happens when local news takes the "suggested intro" in story pitch. RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/robcarrphoto" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@robcarrphoto</a> Local news? <a href="http://t…" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t…</a>

Tonight's forecast...Increasing clouds...Lows in the mid 30s. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MiltonStormCenter" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#MiltonStormCenter</a>

Happy Birthday, Linus Torvalds!!! <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Linux" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Linux</a>

Good morning! Today's forecast...Sunny and warmer with highs in the upper 40s. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MiltonStormCenter" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#MiltonStormCenter</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/MoRocca" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@MoRocca</a>: Of course A&E is confused. It's the Ass & Elbow network.

Weekend Forecast: Sat...Sunny...Hi 49/Lo 32. Sun...Rain early, the snow in the afternoon...Hi 40/Lo 28. Little/no snow accumulation.

Tonight's forecast...Mostly clear with lows in the upper 20s. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MiltonStormCenter" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#MiltonStormCenter</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/AP_Planner" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@AP_Planner</a>: Monday’s birthdays: Meredith Vieira (60), Matt Lauer (56), Tiger Woods (38), Kristin Kreuk (31), LeBron James (29)

Good morning! Today's forecast...Mostly sunny with highs near 40°. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MiltonStormCenter" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#MiltonStormCenter</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/FSBigBob" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@FSBigBob</a>: Wendy Bell talking about her skipper doll growing boobs when she was a kid hahaha <a href="http://t.co/LghyOGKWtf" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/LghyOGKWtf</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/WPXIScott" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@WPXIScott</a>: Weekend warm up then .... CRASH! 5-day forecast ---> <a href="http://t.co/LaPbbmlZ2i" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/LaPbbmlZ2i</a>

Tonight's forecast...partly cloudy, lows around 19°. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MiltonStormCenter" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#MiltonStormCenter</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/JoryRand" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@JoryRand</a>: Chillin' with his squeeps outside Gateway One. <a href="http://t.co/kK9WmhQI1B" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/kK9WmhQI1B</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/peeweeherman" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@peeweeherman</a>: <a href="http://t.co/LHjGbENMQJ" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/LHjGbENMQJ</a>

Good morning! Today's forecast...Mostly cloudy with a chance of snow showers (< 1") throughout the day. Highs in the lower 30s.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/extragrumpycat" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@extragrumpycat</a>: There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Ray_WTAE" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Ray_WTAE</a>: Another awesome Christmas in the books. I hope Santa treated you well, my weather babies!

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/TKE_Americas" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@TKE_Americas</a>: To our elevator fans who celebrate Christmas, we hope you have a very merry and safe holiday today. Feliz Navidad! http:/…

New York TV station WPIX 11 finds "hidden vault" in studio building: <a href="http://t.co/7iMvzFIARq" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/7iMvzFIARq</a>

It's odd that KDKA is using the old graphics package for Pittsburgh Today Live today. Maybe it's pre-recorded?

Merry Christmas! Today's forecast...Mostly cloudy, high 32. Tonight...Cloudy with a chance of snow after midnight. Low 25.