HowardSalwasser

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/NOTSportsCenter" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@NOTSportsCenter</a>: BREAKING: ESPN has canceled all NCAA Tournament and Spring Training coverage and will send all reporters to cover Tim …

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/ArchdukeCollins" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@ArchdukeCollins</a>: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/SportsCenter" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@SportsCenter</a> Retweet if you have never heard of Chris Heston before this.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/MichelleDBeadle" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@MichelleDBeadle</a>: The Viagra woman is both beautiful and age appropriate. There. I said it.

I just scored 603432 and earned 7 Achievements in the NEW tournament mode of PAC-MAN! <a href="http://t.co/hl2BDEwS8n" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/hl2BDEwS8n</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@TheTweetOfGod</a>: Shit. I forgot Jesus's birthday, didn't I.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Adam_Jacobi" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Adam_Jacobi</a>: Bill Walton could tell us he once went hang-gliding nude with Harry Belafonte and Jackie Onassis and I would believe it wi…

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/mynameaborat" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@mynameaborat</a>: My goat say hellos to twitters!

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/NASCAR" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@NASCAR</a>: Here's the wreck. <a href="http://t.co/A19Uoang0M" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/A19Uoang0M</a>

It's not overtime hockey, it's <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23OVERTIMEPLAYOFFHOCKEY" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#OVERTIMEPLAYOFFHOCKEY</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23BecauseItsTheCup" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#BecauseItsTheCup</a>

It looks like a good call, but it's still garbage. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23BecauseNFL" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#BecauseNFL</a>

Clang Biscuit!

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/tkrabill" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@tkrabill</a>: Allowing viewers to see drivers' vitals feels a bit invasive and creepy <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Indy500" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Indy500</a>

It's about time <a href="http://www.twitter.com/NASCAR" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@NASCAR</a> did this. <a href="https://t.co/op56c8KK0Z" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">https://t.co/op56c8KK0Z</a>

Three of the four TV newscasts in the Twin Cities led with KG's re-introduction press conference. The fourth? It's not even in the A-block.

…You should come to the <a href="http://www.twitter.com/mnstatefair" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@mnstatefair</a>. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23noIwasntpaidtotweetthis" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#noIwasntpaidtotweetthis</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/richarddeitsch" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@richarddeitsch</a>: This is excellent from <a href="http://www.twitter.com/tsnjamesduthie" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@tsnjamesduthie</a> on a terrible day in Ottawa: <a href="http://t.co/4bY3DhDanm" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/4bY3DhDanm</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/fangsbites" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@fangsbites</a>: How <a href="http://www.twitter.com/nflnetwork" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@nflnetwork</a> picked Denver-NE today. <a href="http://t.co/tZJWQI0Hxf" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/tZJWQI0Hxf</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/BroBible" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@BroBible</a>: Keith Richards To Justin Bieber: 'Who The Fuck Are You?' <a href="http://t.co/sRK7T6pmaF" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/sRK7T6pmaF</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/7Sport" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@7Sport</a>: Canadian TV show gets Cristiano Ronaldo birthday message horribly wrong. <a href="http://t.co/YQAzJnDknp" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/YQAzJnDknp</a> | <a href="http://t.co/hkZMNbHT9Q" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/hkZMNbHT9Q</a>

Go Gopher Baseball! <a href="https://t.co/MtvrXApbD6" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">https://t.co/MtvrXApbD6</a>

Sweet 16 for <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Team_Penske" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Team_Penske</a> at <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Indy500" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Indy500</a>

I just scored 213231 and earned 12 Achievements in the NEW tournament mode of PAC-MAN! <a href="http://t.co/hl2BDEwS8n" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/hl2BDEwS8n</a>

My <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Vikings" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Vikings</a> schedule predictions: Week 1: vs. SEA or at OAK Primetime: vs. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Packers" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Packers</a>(MNF-week 16) and at CHI(TNF-Week ??) Wk 17: at DET

There are 3 things in life that get better with age: Wine, Cheese and Miss <a href="http://www.twitter.com/melissastark" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@melissastark</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23SBXLIX" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#SBXLIX</a>

Top four seeds are...UK(MW), UVA(E), Duke(S) and Nova(W). Just missed: Gonz(W), Wisc(MW), KU(S), Ariz(E).