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RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/WPXI" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@WPXI</a>: Glass skydeck cracks while family stands 103 stories above the ground <a href="http://t.co/MxaOsSv1GB" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/MxaOsSv1GB</a> <a href="http://t.co/lzK41aG5nm" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/lzK41aG5nm</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/King_Friday_13" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@King_Friday_13</a>: Overjoyed to see millions of tweeters encouraging <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23FF" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#FF</a> today. Follow Friday! Follow Friday, indeed!

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/foodwishes" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@foodwishes</a>: The older the building, the faster I jump in and out of the elevators. Go ahead and laugh, but I haven't been cut in half o…

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/NBCNewsTech" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@NBCNewsTech</a>: DISH Network to Begin Accepting Bitcoin <a href="http://t.co/fQdj8n90UO" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/fQdj8n90UO</a>

Tonight's Forecast: Partly cloudy. Low around 55. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/DrewDG_WTAE" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@DrewDG_WTAE</a>: Does this thing have four-wheel-drive? Houston, PA. Kings Drive. <a href="http://www.twitter.com/wtae" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@wtae</a> <a href="http://t.co/AJEgXwmUwe" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/AJEgXwmUwe</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/ElevatorWorld" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@ElevatorWorld</a>: MT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Consult_Lifts" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Consult_Lifts</a> Yes, a snake, in Glasgow, at midnight, inside a lock, on top of a lift, 20 storeys up. <a href="http://t.co/lkY…" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/lkY…</a>

Both of my grandmothers are driving me up a wall. If this shit keeps up I'm getting a dorm at school.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/MichelleWTAE" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@MichelleWTAE</a>: My creepy co-anchor this morning reading my scripts! wtaetv <a href="http://t.co/FkjkOH0K5j" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/FkjkOH0K5j</a>

How many severe t'storm warnings can NWS issue in one night? Answer: Not enough.

My weather radio does a fantastic job at scaring the $#!t out of me.

Apparently the <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Xubuntu" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Xubuntu</a> light locker bug has been fixed? Weird that the solution is to patch xfce4-power-manager. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23linux" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#linux</a>

linuxgasm (n.): When you successfully do something in Linux and you get so excited you have to change your underwear. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23UrbanDictionary" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#UrbanDictionary</a>

elevatoritis (n.): Inflammation of impatient elevator patron. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23UrbanDictionary" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#UrbanDictionary</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/JonDelano" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@JonDelano</a>: Great goal! Have any of you found this yet? RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/JannePens" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@JannePens</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/TipsForYouDaily" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@TipsForYouDaily</a> The goal is to find the middle <a href="http://t.co/QKf9u…" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/QKf9u…</a>

Kids try to use an Apple II computer from the 1970s: <a href="https://t.co/4SHIShMjda" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">https://t.co/4SHIShMjda</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Ray_WTAE" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Ray_WTAE</a>: My radar has a bug... <a href="http://t.co/zH0agffkeP" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/zH0agffkeP</a>

"Can an elevator be more like a limousine and less like a train? YES." I like your thinking, KONE.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/SchindlerNA" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@SchindlerNA</a>: We at Schindler wish you a safe and happy <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MemorialDay" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#MemorialDay</a>!

Jeremy Clarkson will get a £12million contract to present BBC Two's Top Gear for three more years: <a href="http://t.co/28iRZrfKrB" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/28iRZrfKrB</a>

Window A/C is in. Summer has officially started.

Tonight's Forecast: Clear skies. Low 54. Winds light and variable.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/guardiantech" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@guardiantech</a>: Still running Windows XP? That's the way Bill Gates planned it <a href="http://t.co/kfNSnCOhzR" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/kfNSnCOhzR</a>

Yes, it is <a href="http://www.twitter.com/LuchiManeBurr" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@LuchiManeBurr</a>'s birthday today. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23luchsdayofbirth" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#luchsdayofbirth</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23HappyBirthday" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#HappyBirthday</a>!

I'm so glad that they chose Bill Kurtis. He's the best person to choose as Carl Kassell's successor.