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So...my dad just got stung by a wasp that somehow managed to crawl up his leg while he was sleeping...

Well, this has been a very interesting night...

Jumping on the Instagram and Vine bandwagons. This is going to be fun.

Strawberry pie from Eat 'n Park....oh my god.

Using press-fit rotors on a car is a damn silly idea because I need new rotors and it's impossible to remove them w/o a special tool...

ATTENTION: Watch my exclusive weather forecast next Monday and Friday on WCHR-TV in Homeroom! I'll be a guest weatherman!

<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%2320days" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#20days</a>

I've never hated <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jcpenney" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@jcpenney</a>, in fact, I've recently bought some fantastic suit coats from them on clearance and they fit perfectly!

So KDKA-TV's <a href="http://www.twitter.com/DrMariaKDKA" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@DrMariaKDKA</a> says that it's good to eat your boogers....ooookay then... <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23thatsgross" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#thatsgross</a>

<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%2322days" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#22days</a>

According to the calendar, our final day of classes is May 23. The countdown is on. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%2323days" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#23days</a>

Prom was so much fun!!!

I look like a million bucks. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23classy" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#classy</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23tux" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#tux</a>

Your Prom Forecast: The rain should move out in a few hours just in time for prom. Keep an umbrella w/ you just in case. High 63.

Check out my latest obsession, Mini Golf MatchUp! Way. Too. Fun. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Addicted" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Addicted</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MiniGolfMatchUp" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#MiniGolfMatchUp</a> <a href="http://t.co/lv1a86ONzi" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/lv1a86ONzi</a>

It figures that I would get CyanogenMod working on my phone after I've gotten a new one...

At what point did Saturday morning cartoons become "educational"?

"I'm not going to throw you under the bus, but you'd fit nicely" - Dr. Phil

Even though I was once one, I don't understand freshmen...they're crazy. Sit down and quit throwing stuff around.

Did <a href="http://www.twitter.com/KDKARadio" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@KDKARadio</a> really just air a Trojan condom commercial? That's something I never thought I'd hear on KDKA...

Whatever happened to computer monitors with a matte finish? I can't stand glossy screens.

Take one last look...this beard is coming off in about an hour. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23bubbashow30minutelives" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#bubbashow30minutelives</a> <a href="http://t.co/0yc5EN7HKO" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/0yc5EN7HKO</a>

Watching KDKA 2 News at Noon with <a href="http://www.twitter.com/kimberlygill" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@kimberlygill</a> & Stacy Smith.. He needs a Twitter. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23bubbashow30minutelives" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#bubbashow30minutelives</a> <a href="http://t.co/MwwyBAZFbA" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/MwwyBAZFbA</a>

Watching <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23ptl" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#ptl</a> and Bowman is teaching kids how to use the weather wall. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23bubbashow30minutelives" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#bubbashow30minutelives</a> <a href="http://t.co/MxeCtrRMqn" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/MxeCtrRMqn</a>

Trying to win these KDKA kennywood tickets, but I keep getting a busy signal!