heyitsnic89

John referred to a pacifier as a stunt nipple and almost killed <a href="http://www.twitter.com/newyorkglitter" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@newyorkglitter</a>

People who look like the grinch when they try to smile ≧﹏≦

Summer wants my Cheetos <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23spoiledkitty" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#spoiledkitty</a>

Stuck awkwardly between awake and fatigued. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23killmeplz" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#killmeplz</a>

I really shouldn't watch <a href="http://www.twitter.com/WrecklessEating" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@WrecklessEating</a> with an empty stomach. All the stuff that isn't gross looks really good right now. *.*

9 anchor just read lottery numbers all dyslexic. That's gonna fuck with someone who had the numbers he said but won't win much or anything.

Are you a wizard? "@jnelsonweather: Completed all of mine in 3 hrs yesterday:)"

My sleep habits are beyond all over the place omg help

My brain won't stop playing Jingle Cats so I think that means I need to rest more. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23meow" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#meow</a>

Went to bed at 7pm, am awake cause of the cats knocking stuff over, now I can't fall back to sleep. Fml in the worst way.

Them teeth tho. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23drphil" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#drphil</a> <a href="http://t.co/PpQYgfbcxQ" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/PpQYgfbcxQ</a>

Basically. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23BET" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#BET</a> <a href="http://t.co/cBGcZ2iHuC" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/cBGcZ2iHuC</a>

My waterbed is rumbling. I think I angered it.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Henderson1983" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Henderson1983</a>: Peter O'Toole died today from being old as fuck.

Go away, anxiety. You're making me feel like I wanna kill myself, ffs.

I feel like I could have a panic attack

Can't sleep. Heartburn. No more BK for me.

I just destroyed Nick's nostrils

Irritated and cranky as fuck. Wake up faster, me!

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/BryanBusbyKMBC" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@BryanBusbyKMBC</a>: Still above freezing over KC. Not much if any accum of snow but icy on untreated roads. Another 1-3" East into Cen MO #…

The best generation. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23menudo" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#menudo</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%231982" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#1982</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%2380s" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#80s</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23retro" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#retro</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23miguelcancel" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#miguelcancel</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23xavierserbia" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#xavierserbia</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23charliemasso" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#charliemasso</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23johnnylozada" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#johnnylozada</a>… <a href="http://t.co/GL5F9gnQUt" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/GL5F9gnQUt</a>

Summer sounds funny when she sniffs and purrs at the same time.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Glowpinkstah" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Glowpinkstah</a>: Our prayers go out to the families at Arapahoe High School.

Zzzz <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23summer" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#summer</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23sleeping" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#sleeping</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23kitty" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#kitty</a> <a href="http://t.co/2D8mXH7NRo" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/2D8mXH7NRo</a>

Also I had the weirdest dream that I was in China and I got lost because I didn't have my phone. Was one of those never-ending dreams. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23wut" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#wut</a>