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RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/melbatoastmarie" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@melbatoastmarie</a>: More Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died of Ebola

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/richarddeitsch" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@richarddeitsch</a>: Someone comments about a sporting event. And they are told to go hang themselves. <a href="https://t.co/LaoDhxpoUo" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">https://t.co/LaoDhxpoUo</a>

If it were Jeff Gordon that were on the outside looking in, every NASCAR executive would be burned at the stake. (2/2)

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/ChrisPettit289" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@ChrisPettit289</a>: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/JeffBurton" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@JeffBurton</a> I agree. Don't wait and see. Perform! You're own fault for missing it. Everyone knows the rules. Teams got …

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/darrenrovell" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@darrenrovell</a>: Illuminati MT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/StadiumPage" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@StadiumPage</a>: Mets throwbacks from June predicted WS teams <a href="http://t.co/uMU0QVrHGl" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/uMU0QVrHGl</a> (H/T <a href="http://www.twitter.com/DVNJr" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@DVNJr</a>)

Fun fact: I signal field goals the same way I signal goals in Australian Rules Football. <a href="http://www.twitter.com/AFL" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@AFL</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/GeelongCats" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@GeelongCats</a>

It looks like a good call, but it's still garbage. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23BecauseNFL" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#BecauseNFL</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/MichelleDBeadle" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@MichelleDBeadle</a>: The Viagra woman is both beautiful and age appropriate. There. I said it.

College overtime rules. Coming soon to an NFL game near you. Admit it America, it's going to happen.

Washington, DC First in war First in peace Last in the NFC East <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23BecauseNFL" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#BecauseNFL</a>

As Bob Cole would say, everything is happening. Best afternoon of NFL action so far this season.

Hotty. Totty. Gosh. Almighty.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/slmandel" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@slmandel</a>: Man, Brent Musburger is relegated to calling the equivalent of the old JP SEC game. That's just wrong.

<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23HungryForTheWin" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#HungryForTheWin</a> Minnesota

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/fangsbites" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@fangsbites</a>: "ESPN thanks you for watching this annihilation of the New England Patriots on behalf of the National Football League."

The Oakland Raiders. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23CommitmentToSuck" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#CommitmentToSuck</a>

A British voice is doing the sponsor plugs for Dolphins-Raiders on <a href="http://www.twitter.com/NFLonCBS" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@NFLonCBS</a>? Nice touch. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NFLinLondon" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#NFLinLondon</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/mnwild" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@mnwild</a>: RT if you think Granlund & Haula's goals looked awesome on the new video board! <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23mnwild" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#mnwild</a> <a href="http://t.co/Od82cqrR9j" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/Od82cqrR9j</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/GopherHole" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@GopherHole</a>: Total Yards Today: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/DCobb27" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@DCobb27</a> 233, Entire <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Wolverines" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Wolverines</a> Team 171!!!!

<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23InPinkyVoice" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#InPinkyVoice</a>. Gee <a href="http://www.twitter.com/fangsbites" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@fangsbites</a>, what do you want to do on this tweet?

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jppalmCBS" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@jppalmCBS</a>: You know Mike Tirico has been practicing "Mundy Night Football" all week. lol

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/TheBuzzerOnFOX" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@TheBuzzerOnFOX</a>: The Sunday Night Football opening song just doesn't pack the same punch without someone singing in a catwoman suit.

It's a <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23WalkOff" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#WalkOff</a> Touchdown in Seattle.

HELU End Zone! <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Letstryitagain" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Letstryitagain</a>

That's 45 of my life that I'll never get back.