HowardSalwasser

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/SportsCenter" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@SportsCenter</a>: "I guess we could say for the moment, hallelujah." - Ian Darke on Sepp Blatter's resignation. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23LIVEonSC" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#LIVEonSC</a>

"I'm descended from the Nebraska ETV logo of the 1970's, repainted in red and blue." <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23WhatYourAvatarSaysAboutYou" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#WhatYourAvatarSaysAboutYou</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jppalmCBS" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@jppalmCBS</a>: I couldn't give the first damn about the ESPYs, but someone other than Lauren Hill is winning the courage award?

Nation Struggles To Understand Why Area Pie Didn't Come Out Right <a href="http://t.co/1u3tXqTShi" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/1u3tXqTShi</a> via <a href="http://www.twitter.com/theonion" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@theonion</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/NBCSports" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@NBCSports</a>: Indicted former FIFA exec Jack Warner calls out U.S. based on fake article from The Onion: <a href="http://t.co/fwjNv3jyiv" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/fwjNv3jyiv</a> <a href="http://t.c…" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.c…</a>

Blackhawks. Etched in stone.

I just earned 13 Achievements in the NEW tournament mode of PAC-MAN! <a href="http://t.co/hl2BDEwS8n" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/hl2BDEwS8n</a>

Come on UEFA, push the <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NuclearButton" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#NuclearButton</a> on FIFA.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/holmesboxing" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@holmesboxing</a>: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/SportsCenter" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@SportsCenter</a> if they had any real desire for integrity they'd leave FIFA.

Har, har, har. <a href="https://t.co/t14RTTNnPe" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">https://t.co/t14RTTNnPe</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/TheOnion" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@TheOnion</a>: Hockey Fans Treated To Rare Sighting Of Zamboni Giving Birth <a href="http://t.co/qE41g630Cv" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/qE41g630Cv</a> <a href="http://t.co/uvRRC6aVgC" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/uvRRC6aVgC</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/BaylorWGolf" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@BaylorWGolf</a>: "That shot on 16, under the conditions, might've been the best shot I've ever seen." - Jay Goble on this... <a href="http://t.co/VA…" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/VA…</a>

I just scored 295170 and earned 15 Achievements in the NEW tournament mode of PAC-MAN! <a href="http://t.co/hl2BDEwS8n" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/hl2BDEwS8n</a>

I might go to <a href="http://www.twitter.com/sonicdrivein" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@sonicdrivein</a> tomorrow for <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%2350centcorndogs" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#50centcorndogs</a>!

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/darrenrovell" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@darrenrovell</a>: Reminding all of you to pace yourself today <a href="http://t.co/aZuKV3mcuC" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/aZuKV3mcuC</a>

"Drivers, start your engines" is politically incorrect. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23AlwaysHasAlwaysWill" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#AlwaysHasAlwaysWill</a>

Sweet 16 for <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Team_Penske" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Team_Penske</a> at <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Indy500" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Indy500</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/tkrabill" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@tkrabill</a>: Allowing viewers to see drivers' vitals feels a bit invasive and creepy <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Indy500" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Indy500</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/TimBrando" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@TimBrando</a>: The most disturbing aspect of this story is the collective ignorance&simple dismissal of Bryant Jr.'s role in bringing Barto…

Pinch Me! PINCH ME! The Timberwolves have won the <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NBADraftLottery" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#NBADraftLottery</a> for the first. Time. EVER!!!!!!!!

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/NWSTwinCities" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@NWSTwinCities</a>: Radar loop over the past 30 minutes. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23mnwx" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#mnwx</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23wiwx" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#wiwx</a> <a href="http://t.co/jmwAJVzRQr" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/jmwAJVzRQr</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jonfmorse" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@jonfmorse</a>: Look, this is important. Burgers and hot dogs on the grill is not barbecue. It's a cookout.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/TheOnion" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@TheOnion</a>: Chicago Taco Bell Could Be First In Nation To Serve Alcohol <a href="http://t.co/PqEs5leFUa" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/PqEs5leFUa</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23WhatDoYouThink" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#WhatDoYouThink</a>? <a href="http://t.co/JltnVBsndo" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/JltnVBsndo</a>

It's <a href="http://www.twitter.com/PriceIsRight" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@PriceIsRight</a> time! <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23PlinkoPower" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#PlinkoPower</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23SociallyAwesome" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#SociallyAwesome</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/SportsCenter" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@SportsCenter</a>: A memorial plaque in honor of Stuart Scott was unveiled in the SportsCenter studios today. <a href="http://t.co/69sTy1redc" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/69sTy1redc</a>