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...come off like you're trying to make every news story like your pathetic and cheap news promos about being first on the scene.

...who has abandoned perfectly good stores and prices for dimly-lit dungeons where only the most extreme couponers can save anything.

<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23HappyNationalYouAreNotAllowedToBeByYourselfBecauseSocietyDeemsYouMustHaveASignificantOtherAndBeAGirlfriendToSomeoneOrDieAloneChildlessDay" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#HappyNationalYouAreNotAllowedToBeByYourselfBecauseSocietyDeemsYouMustHaveASignificantOtherAndBeAGirlfriendToSomeoneOrDieAloneChildlessDay</a>

<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23HTGAWM" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#HTGAWM</a> S1 DVD acquired like a boss, along w/S3 <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23orphanblack" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#orphanblack</a> (only 28 episodes behind!).

<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23teamcarter" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#teamcarter</a>; Better be Jimmy Carter's team because asking an underage girl to do something illegal w/you on camera is WRONG you little jerk!

"Ohhh, you're barely conscious and have a big gunshot wound...you must have me right here in this hospital room!"#stop <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23juststop" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#juststop</a>

Actors. We get it, brooding anti-heroes, blah-blah-blah. If I wanted to brood I'd just go down to the park and sit on a bench for two hours.

Among the ideas to start an ad, the mechanophiliac statement 'Meet the love of your life at Subaru City!' probably should've been rejected.

Apparently <a href="http://www.twitter.com/INDOT" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@INDOT</a> planned the worst detour on I-65 in human history & now I'm glad I didn't send my sister that way. <a href="http://t.co/xhvgs9RGtT" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/xhvgs9RGtT</a>

Armie Hammer is now in that 'No, no, no studio/network, Eddie Cibrian is not awesome stop forcing him upon us he's lame' type of non-fame.

Basically for instance, I expect them to be like Nick UK was and just outright refuse to air The Big One w/Paris’s Harvard rejection.

By 'movie magic', she means of course 'green screen more sh***y than what we had in high school broadcasting class'. <a href="http://t.co/ynMrQ9OKXf" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/ynMrQ9OKXf</a>

First day of the <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23PGAChampionship" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#PGAChampionship</a> today. Pray for my soul. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23icangetthroughthisevent" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#icangetthroughthisevent</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23doneittwicebefore" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#doneittwicebefore</a>

Gilmore Girls repeats are moving to UP, and you probably shouldn’t watch them - Yes, it’s taken forever,... <a href="http://t.co/Mx8SQ95Omy" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/Mx8SQ95Omy</a>

Has Ted Cruz's warranty on the machine gun he cooked bacon on been invalidated yet? That's not on the manufacturer's 'recommended use' list.

Hint; if your fic idea involves Rory abandoning feminism and self-reliance and going back to Logan, it’s terrible. Try to try, please.

I can feel that Sophia Grace and Rosie are somehow going to be dragged into this <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23VMA" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#VMA</a> 'feud'; that's when we know it's gone too far.

I don't think it was individual Twitter that was the issue, but companies that haven't update their out-of-date wallpaper in years.

I got 9 out of 16 on How Well Do You Remember The WB?! <a href="http://t.co/hCjmTTE523" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/hCjmTTE523</a> via <a href="http://www.twitter.com/ira" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@ira</a>

In two weeks, the Facebook mobile app has changed more than someone acting out multiple personalities in a 90's TV movie of the week.

Judging from the ads for "Kevin from Work", it should have "created by r/mensrights" below the title in its opening.

ksfd89: dolphngrl: ksfd89: Can we talk about how terrible A Vineyard Valentine is? Do you mean the fact... <a href="http://t.co/Gci1dwUhm8" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/Gci1dwUhm8</a>

ksfd89: sinsofthe-dark-swan: ksfd89: I find Family Guy really unfunny Oh thank god, someone else Why do... <a href="http://t.co/gnBWeIIzIq" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/gnBWeIIzIq</a>

Liza Weil Talks New 'HTGAWM' Mystery <a href="http://t.co/EHkjVL41jb" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/EHkjVL41jb</a>

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