mrschimpf

So now we know; your city could literally blow up and the American news channels don't care at all. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23trumpisablowhardwegetititsnotnews" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#trumpisablowhardwegetititsnotnews</a>

Someone accidently put in a $100 bill and was mad they didn't get $98.25 back from the driver, right? <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23exactchange" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#exactchange</a> <a href="http://t.co/aIQyqMCFaj" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/aIQyqMCFaj</a>

Somewhere along the line <a href="http://www.twitter.com/newsweek" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@newsweek</a> became our generation's Saturday Evening Post, grumping about everything and becoming fully irrelevant.

Thanks, Charter for your 'parental controls' assuming that I'm too young and fragile at 35 to watch ep 102 of <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23sexanddrugsandrockandroll" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#sexanddrugsandrockandroll</a>.

That awesome feeling you get when a limited edition item you just bought flashes minutes later as 'sold out'. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23winning" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#winning</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%232012sayingwhatever" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#2012sayingwhatever</a>

That awkward moment when you get a fanfic review meant for another story rather than yours...#whatstheetiquettehere <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23wrongstorybut" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#wrongstorybut</a>...#shrug

The American Federation for Children; yet another of many 'children's organizations' that don't ask children what they really want.

The audio description of <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23BoJackHorseman" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#BoJackHorseman</a> is making this show very worth it right now; it's not only descriptive, but biting and hilarious.

The CW's <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23awickedoffer" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#awickedoffer</a> is getting less attention than an infomercial house-flipping ballroom seminar. Probably for good reason.

The rapper 'MLKMN' doing a Bud Light ad is a complete affront to the milk marketing board. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23repyourrapnamedude" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#repyourrapnamedude</a>

These days, even MTV HITS plays songs no respecting pop fan would ever touch. MTV just throws in songs here and there to keep on cable.

To the guy with the car painted with "Murica" and six 'rebel flag' trinkets in the back; the South never rose in Wisconsin. You're an idiot.

Twitter, <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23SaidNoOneEver" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#SaidNoOneEver</a> is a trend that belongs in 2008, not 2015. Go home late night Friday Twitter, you're drunk.

Video: deafdestroya: bird: [screaming loudly into cup] <a href="http://t.co/cFNwx5NxMR" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/cFNwx5NxMR</a>

Video: That awkward moment when nobody is having your terrible segue from kids singing to the... <a href="http://t.co/FP7UTieGbZ" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/FP7UTieGbZ</a>

We all do really really stupid things as kids. The queen is no exception and shouldn't be shamed about something she did when she was SEVEN.

Welp. must be a day of the week, time for YouTube to change their player controls again.

White-out…something I’d like to do to your tweets and username. <a href="https://t.co/0fybZNPcxg" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">https://t.co/0fybZNPcxg</a>

Why do stations still air <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23whackedoutsports" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#whackedoutsports</a>? 2004's attitudes towards women in that show seem really idiotic eleven years later.