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Why do stations still air <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23whackedoutsports" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#whackedoutsports</a>? 2004's attitudes towards women in that show seem really idiotic eleven years later.

<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23HappyNationalYouAreNotAllowedToBeByYourselfBecauseSocietyDeemsYouMustHaveASignificantOtherAndBeAGirlfriendToSomeoneOrDieAloneChildlessDay" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#HappyNationalYouAreNotAllowedToBeByYourselfBecauseSocietyDeemsYouMustHaveASignificantOtherAndBeAGirlfriendToSomeoneOrDieAloneChildlessDay</a>

...come off like you're trying to make every news story like your pathetic and cheap news promos about being first on the scene.

Twitter, <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23SaidNoOneEver" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#SaidNoOneEver</a> is a trend that belongs in 2008, not 2015. Go home late night Friday Twitter, you're drunk.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/TheCharlieWeber" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@TheCharlieWeber</a>: (Sing-Song) Frank and Bonnie... Bonnie and Frank. A great scene today with the lovely and talented…

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jonathantimar" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@jonathantimar</a>: Congrats, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Microsoft" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Microsoft</a>, on setting a new standard for unhelpful error messages. This will never be topped. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Windows10" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Windows10</a> http…

Gilmore Girls repeats are moving to UP, and you probably shouldn’t watch them - Yes, it’s taken forever,... <a href="http://t.co/Mx8SQ95Omy" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/Mx8SQ95Omy</a>

Basically for instance, I expect them to be like Nick UK was and just outright refuse to air The Big One w/Paris’s Harvard rejection.

The audio description of <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23BoJackHorseman" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#BoJackHorseman</a> is making this show very worth it right now; it's not only descriptive, but biting and hilarious.

"Ohhh, you're barely conscious and have a big gunshot wound...you must have me right here in this hospital room!"#stop <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23juststop" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#juststop</a>

Photoset: lukesdane: top 15 gilmore girls characters (as voted by my followers) <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%234" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#4</a>. Paris Geller → I’m... <a href="http://t.co/lPdHhdiQMu" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/lPdHhdiQMu</a>

Photoset: the-uterus: <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23WomenBetrayed" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#WomenBetrayed</a> is trending, so I thought I’d post this in response. <a href="http://t.co/bUb7KMR6Nh" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/bUb7KMR6Nh</a>

Armie Hammer is now in that 'No, no, no studio/network, Eddie Cibrian is not awesome stop forcing him upon us he's lame' type of non-fame.

Video: deafdestroya: bird: [screaming loudly into cup] <a href="http://t.co/cFNwx5NxMR" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/cFNwx5NxMR</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/AmyKinLA" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@AmyKinLA</a>: Waaaaow. <a href="http://www.twitter.com/chrisbharrison" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@chrisbharrison</a> throwing mad shade at <a href="http://www.twitter.com/UnRealLifetime" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@UnRealLifetime</a>!!! h/t <a href="http://www.twitter.com/katiewalshstx" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@katiewalshstx</a> <a href="http://t.co/y1tm4G3WQ3" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/y1tm4G3WQ3</a> <a href="http://t.co/VU9tn…" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/VU9tn…</a>

Someone accidently put in a $100 bill and was mad they didn't get $98.25 back from the driver, right? <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23exactchange" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#exactchange</a> <a href="http://t.co/aIQyqMCFaj" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/aIQyqMCFaj</a>

To the guy with the car painted with "Murica" and six 'rebel flag' trinkets in the back; the South never rose in Wisconsin. You're an idiot.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/HowToGetAwayABC" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@HowToGetAwayABC</a>: Don't let them ruin you. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23HTGAWM" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#HTGAWM</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23MondayMotivation" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#MondayMotivation</a> <a href="http://t.co/KTmH6oZEj8" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/KTmH6oZEj8</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/tara_atrandom" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@tara_atrandom</a>: DEAR MEN: Please stop telling every chick in glasses she looks like a "sexy librarian." ITS TIRED. Also gross. Also unor…

<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23teamcarter" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#teamcarter</a>; Better be Jimmy Carter's team because asking an underage girl to do something illegal w/you on camera is WRONG you little jerk!

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/NYMag" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@NYMag</a>: 35 women speak about being assaulted by Bill Cosby, and the culture that wouldn't listen: <a href="http://t.co/H5dss5F2F4" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/H5dss5F2F4</a> <a href="http://t.co/RCF…" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/RCF…</a>

ksfd89: sinsofthe-dark-swan: ksfd89: I find Family Guy really unfunny Oh thank god, someone else Why do... <a href="http://t.co/gnBWeIIzIq" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/gnBWeIIzIq</a>

Thanks, Charter for your 'parental controls' assuming that I'm too young and fragile at 35 to watch ep 102 of <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23sexanddrugsandrockandroll" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#sexanddrugsandrockandroll</a>.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/anne_theriault" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@anne_theriault</a>: If feminists are so fucking dangerous and evil, how come none of them are showing up armed at theatres or sorority hous…

Video: That awkward moment when nobody is having your terrible segue from kids singing to the... <a href="http://t.co/FP7UTieGbZ" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/FP7UTieGbZ</a>