Eat News 4738 Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 This year KBEX gave $1000 bonuses to all our fine employees. Unfortunately "Dan-Dan our Transmitter Man" took his cash to Tijuana for "Feliz Navidad@ Hong Kong Club" We don't expect him back until the booze or the girls kick his drunken butt. So that means I have to reach into the old "KBEX Video Payola Bin" . As many of you may know...KBEX had a news sharing agreement with KENV in Elko. They produced our daily :30 second newscast. Well KBEX news is on hold while I pay off the KBEX helo in time for it's 2018 debut. "Chopper-X" is coming soon! KBEX lost the right to broadcast the Pope's midnight Christmas mass from Vatican City. So this year KBEX will present... "Captain Midnight Color Bars" this is a special encore showing of the bars that shook a nation. Followed by the hottest show of the season... The Christmas Yule Log... Rated TV7...and eco friendly propane powred by a 5gal tank...so when the gas runs out...we will fade to black. Next you can laugh AND cry as KBEX presents Epic Drone failures #19 Nothing more fun than watching people crash expensive toys into pools and onto freeways.... Finally... KBEX will kick-off our year end video countdown and dance show featuring our own DJ Bex!!! Merry Christmas TVNT'ers from KBEX...and your old pal EatNews! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMassMediaGeek 98 Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 This year KBEX gave $1000 bonuses to all our fine employees. Unfortunately "Dan-Dan our Transmitter Man" took his cash to Tijuana for "Feliz Navidad@ Hong Kong Club" We don't expect him back until the booze or the girls kick his drunken butt. So that means I have to reach into the old "KBEX Video Payola Bin" . As many of you may know...KBEX had a news sharing agreement with KENV in Elko. They produced our daily :30 second newscast. Well KBEX news is on hold while I pay off the KBEX helo in time for it's 2018 debut. "Chopper-X" is coming soon! [ATTACH=full]4935[/ATTACH] KBEX lost the right to broadcast the Pope's midnight Christmas mass from Vatican City. So this year KBEX will present... "Captain Midnight Color Bars" this is a special encore showing of the bars that shook a nation. [ATTACH=full]4933[/ATTACH] Followed by the hottest show of the season... The Christmas Yule Log... Rated TV7...and eco friendly propane powred by a 5gal tank...so when the gas runs out...we will fade to black. Next you can laugh AND cry as KBEX presents Epic Drone failures #19 Nothing more fun than watching people crash expensive toys into pools and onto freeways.... Finally... KBEX will kick-off our year end video countdown and dance show featuring our own DJ Bex!!! [ATTACH=full]4934[/ATTACH] Merry Christmas TVNT'ers from KBEX #118 Eat News, Yesterday at 10:14 AM I think Max Headroom is trying to hack KBEX as we speak. Another event that shook the nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriangleTriadMediaNews 267 Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 I think Max Headroom is trying to hack KBEX as we speak. Another event that shook the nation. [ATTACH=full]4936[/ATTACH] He's a freakin' nerd, hehehehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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