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I have terrific news! I'm going to go toward the bed, and I might...just might, make contact with it. On that note - need me? Want to send random shit to me? Fine by me. Text me - 680-1065. If you don't know the area code...you're fired.

Give me a second, I need to get my story straight...

So, it just occurred to me...the NWS office in Springfield still has to officially 'confirm' that it was a tornado in Bourbon county just west of Fort Scott yesterday, despite a clear picture of said tornado. It got me thinking, that is now the *second* tornado touch down within a handful of weeks that they've completely missed. And I don't mean they just didn't issue a tornado warning, I mean, no warning whatsoever was in place for that storm last night in Kansas or for the one that spawne...

So, one week from right now I should A: Have my car back. B: Most importantly- I will be joining a fantasy football league. So..Craig, I hope you're in a league too, so that we can execute your league. And boom goes the dynamite.

I've got my ticket for the long way around, the one with the prettiest of views. It's got mountains, it's got rivers, it's got sights to make you shiver, but it sure would be prettier with you. You're gonna miss me when I'm gone. You're gonna miss me by my walk, you're gonna miss me by my talk, you're gonna miss me when I'm gone...

I'm telling you two things. One: I'm up waaay too early. Two, upon my return home after the meeting, I'm going immediately back to bed.

If you could read my mind love, what a tale my thoughts would tell...

Anybody else notice that Springfield is turning into a really violent place? Seems like every other headline out of there now is about a shooting, a stabbing, a kidnapping, or a robbery - and they come in groups of two every other day.

We do not know the door that holds you...silent as glue. We stand under it. But we don't understand it... The door that holds you silent as glue. And stars fall on...stars fall on silent as glue...

There's a black crow sitting across from me. His wiry legs are crossed. He is dangling my keys, he even fakes a toss. Whatever could it be that has brought me to this loss? This is not the sound of a new man or crispy realization, it's the sound of the unlocking and the lift away. Your love will be safe with me...

So, I need a VW Bus. I mean, a 1970s, good ol' fashion VW Bus. A Shaggin Wagon if you know what I mean.

My head just may actually explode at this point. It hurts in ways that are unimaginable. But alas, I must carry on! So, I shall. Thanks for playing.

I was losing myself to somebody else, but now I see...I don't want to pretend so this is the end of you and me.

Alright kids, I'm really off to bed. We may still see storms pop-up throughout the night, but, I'm not anticipating any widespread severe weather. Have a fantastic night my little demons! Yes, that means you.

Well kids, my head is going to explode from the inescapable pain, so I'm going to sleep. That might help. Goodnight all!

Well kids, I have to be at work very early, so I'm going to go to bed. Like, now. So, goodnight. Like, now.

So, in the world of Chris today...I want to know: How can you dream of places you've never been or places that don't really exist? Moreover, how can you dream of these places in such vivid detail? A dream I just had last night, I was apparently in Lamar, but, Lamar was much much larger than what it really is. My mind put in a handful of familiar places on their main drag, but everything else, it made up, but I could take you down those streets in full detail of where everything was, what...

Paint chips and stones...oh no! "You're 26 years old, and you're absolutely crazy." Yeeeesssss....

Time for work. Come shop, play, and save at the Joplin DAV! That means you need to come see me. Today. Or you're all fired.

So, I now officially love GetGlue. You all need to follow me on there. And on Tumblr. and on Pinterest. And on Twitter. And on Blogger. And you're already following me on Facebook. Just sayin. I'm that kind of awesome- and you can be too! Now to watch my grownup bedtime story. Peace out ya'll!

Well kids, it's time for me to hop into bed. You're more than welcome to join me. It's mostly comfortable. Peace out ya'll!

"Are you drunk?" Sufficiently. Mission accomplished. Good job everyone. Well, the internet is over, time to go home. Good game.

"Are you drunk?" Insufficiently.

I'm sorry I'm so awesome...wait, no I'm not.

Well kids, I should be hitting the ol' dusty trail...plus I've got a headache. So, peace off everyone!