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Kind of regretting following <a href="http://www.twitter.com/atpfm" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@atpfm</a>'s ad for <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hover" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@hover</a>. Great experience registering, but now I get a dozen emails a day from them

What is Fox News more disappointed about, that Obama only called on female reporters, or that he didn't wish the nation a Happy Kwanzaa?

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/DrScienceCat" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@DrScienceCat</a>: Attention all: The revolution has begun <a href="http://t.co/FlEFBNtktC" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/FlEFBNtktC</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/ozchrisrock" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@ozchrisrock</a>: Eric Garner choked to death for selling cigarettes. Meanwhile in white America, two little angels are buying coffee. http…

Just registered a domain on <a href="http://www.twitter.com/hover" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@hover</a>. Couldn't choose <a href="http://www.twitter.com/atpfm" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@atpfm</a> or <a href="http://www.twitter.com/_upgradefm" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@_upgradefm</a> to use the referral code (ok, I forgot) so both should get credit.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/WadeOnTweets" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@WadeOnTweets</a>: If Ray Watts pops out and sees his shadow, do we get 6 more weeks of UAB football? <a href="http://t.co/9L2ld7hNWL" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/9L2ld7hNWL</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23freeuab" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#freeuab</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/ozchrisrock" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@ozchrisrock</a>: The people who think saying "Happy Holidays" is a crime against God would also like to explain to you how rectal feeding i…

This is neat, but what are the ramifications of handing a cop your unlocked phone?(why I still carry paper ins cards) <a href="http://t.co/XMr3Yh8JL2" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/XMr3Yh8JL2</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/nonsequiteuse" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@nonsequiteuse</a>: <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Texas" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Texas</a> neighbors - don't ask me to donate to your kids' public school fundraisers and then vote for Republicans.

Man, talk about shitty timing on this announcement <a href="http://t.co/2XWPAtxgrx" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/2XWPAtxgrx</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/scharpling" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@scharpling</a>: A deadly meteor is heading toward earth, so I’ve gathered America's top tweeters to judgmentally shame the meteor into goin…

Imagine how confused folks at the Spanish Autonomous University of Barcelona have been on Twitter for the past week (<a href="http://t.co/hVGEton2OO" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/hVGEton2OO</a>)

Arguing with a reporter from <a href="http://t.co/Ws6U47WeLH" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/Ws6U47WeLH</a> that walmart is not a grocery store probably means I need to take a break from Twitter

This is a pretty good read <a href="https://t.co/roc52lW4UH" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">https://t.co/roc52lW4UH</a>

Or, Mr. Filler, you might say "Total BS" <a href="http://t.co/ccOJZEaD68" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/ccOJZEaD68</a>

Alabama uses two different brands of helmet and it is really bothering me

Here is your weekly reminder to send a thank you note to the University of Louisville Athletics Director for hiring <a href="http://www.twitter.com/GarrickMcGee" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@GarrickMcGee</a>

Southern Mississippi's much smaller stadium looks empty. Guess it's time to shut down their football program too

I appreciate Lowe's delivery calling before 7AM to confirm a delivery that isn't going to happen until after noon.

Max hipster (@ Saw's Soul Kitchen - <a href="http://www.twitter.com/sawsbbq" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@sawsbbq</a> in Birmingham, AL) <a href="https://t.co/lplWNfW8pM" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">https://t.co/lplWNfW8pM</a>

New Star Wars trailer is too much like the JJ Abrams Star Trek movies. This is why people join Al Qaeda.

Birmingham folks: is there a chinese delivery place that delivers to Avondale/Crestwood area? Asking for a friend

Walt Maddox needs to run for Governor, yesterday

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/RussPtacek" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@RussPtacek</a>: <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Ferguson%3A" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Ferguson:</a> What may become an iconic moment. One man stands with his hands up blocking armored vehicles. <a href="http://www.twitter.com/ksdknews" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@ksdknews</a> http:…

This is what happens when you complain about "the establishment" on Twitter but don't vote.