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If both 2016 presidential nominating conventions are held in Ohio then I just give the fuck up. Get some imagination.

Cautionary tale for anyone thinking of buying an Apple product in a business context: You do not have a return policy, at all.

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/bitcoinhooker" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@bitcoinhooker</a>: I'm not a wizard or a grand sage, but I know how to write regexes, and that's close enough.

So at an announced 28k+ attendance at Legion Field, today's game would have probably been a sellout in a UAB on-campus stadium

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Reverend_Scott" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Reverend_Scott</a>: "You CAN even." - white girl life coach

Screwed up and involved myself in a comment thread on <a href="http://t.co/Ws6U47WeLH." rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/Ws6U47WeLH.</a> Send help.

Weird, just got a brand new iMac 27" and it has Mavericks, not Yosemite

The Birmingham Water Works asks for State and Country for the service address, and lists all 190+ UN members under Country

Nothing wrong with our healthcare system, nope, nothing wrong at all. Private market is taking care of it <a href="http://t.co/m9NjGFoJMG" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/m9NjGFoJMG</a>

Easiest way to cancel cable services: tell them you're moving out of the service area. This time it was the truth but there was no hard sell

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Wu_Tang_Finance" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Wu_Tang_Finance</a>: HAN SOLO SUPPORTS SHAOLIN <a href="http://t.co/Wb9ckIMnPj" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/Wb9ckIMnPj</a>

This is the most miserable place on earth (@ Apple Store, The Summit in Birmingham, AL) <a href="https://t.co/Uj0CKwWTpz" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">https://t.co/Uj0CKwWTpz</a>

The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against net neutrality. Politics lately are really fucking complicated

Dick Parsons on CNBC saying Net Neutrality is about "getting free internet" so I guess we know how Comcast is going to use its news networks

I'll be impressed when Obama announces a plan for forced unbundling and legislation to back it up, not asking the FCC nicely

Home Sweet Birmingham (@ Birmingham-Shuttlesworth International Airport (BHM) in Birmingham, AL) <a href="https://t.co/4PAdrA9m1R" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">https://t.co/4PAdrA9m1R</a>

Almost there (@ Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport (ATL) - <a href="http://www.twitter.com/atlanta_airport" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@atlanta_airport</a> in Atlanta, GA) <a href="https://t.co/TPwleViJtT" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">https://t.co/TPwleViJtT</a>

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/wonderella" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@wonderella</a>: Get ready for the holidays with this vegan egg nog recipe: bourbon

It is 70 degrees as I walk into LAX. It is forecast to be 40 when I walk out of BHM. Ugh

There are two constants in the universe. Alabama can't do special teams, and Les Miles doesn't know how the clock works in football

RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/PhilipMichaels" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@PhilipMichaels</a>: Tim Cook: Close the Apple Store in College Station. Phil Schiller: But sir, we don't have an Apple Store in Col... Cook…

Maybe the University of Alabama Board of Trustees need to shut down Auburn football, too

I think the biggest culture shock I've experienced in LA is that every dining establishment serves Pepsi instead of Coke

Just got to drive one of these bad boys <a href="http://t.co/AlWckf88Lb" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/AlWckf88Lb</a>

Remember, Republicans you need 60 votes, not 51.